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Kevin Bloody Wilson - The Local lyrics
I just got back from the Local Had to try the local brew And I ran into the local gossip And I learned a thing or two All about you local yokels And what ya get up to And he read me your pedigrees And I'll read em back to you The local chef's a poofter The local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boys bums And the local cops a cunt I said the local cops a cunt The local mayor's a fuckin dickhead His wife's the local snob The local bank manager's a fuckin wanker And so's the local cob(?) The local sparky a fuckin cowboy The local plumber's makin a mint The local undertaker's a fuckin weirdo And the local lawyer's full of shit The local chef's a poofter The local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boys bums And the local cops a cunt I said the local cops a cunt The local butcher's full of blowflies Local dogs are full of fleas The local barber's a fuckin butcher Local coons are fuckin thieves The local caryard's a fuckin ripoff And so's the local show And the local cop's a dead set cunt But I mentioned that a minute ago The local chef's a poofter The local doc's a drunk The local priest likes little boys bums And the local cops a cunt I said the local cops a cunt |
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